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Female escort serviceHow to Use Escort Services A Men's Guideby Marc PerkelEscort Etiquette - What you need to know to relate to Escorts
There are a lot of things they don't teach you in school, and one of them is how to use an escort service. Somehow society seems to think that men should just know how to do this. Why they make this assumption is beyond me. The truth is that most guys don't have a clue about what to do in this situation, so I'm going to tell you what I've learned -- and what the pros have taught me. By the way, I Ran for Congress and I Ran for United States Senate and supporting the legalization of Prostitution.
Hiring a sex professional is the same as hiring any other professional, like a doctor, lawyer, or auto mechanic. You pay them money for a service. It doesn't matter what the service is: if you're nice to the professional, you generally get a better result than if you aren't. I treat sex professionals the same way I treat other professionals I hire. And like other professionals in my life, these women treat me as a valued customer and may even become friends of mine. They look forward to seeing me again, the same way any other professional likes to see their good clients come around.
So let's start at the beginning. Maybe you've never called an escort service before, or maybe you have but didn't have a good time. What I hope to do here is give you a step by step guidebook, telling you exactly what to do so that you can get the most out of your escort experience.Disclaimer
Prostitution is generally illegal. I have written a Legal Brief arguing that Escort Services are not prostitution businesses. The government and uptight moralistic religious and political nut cases and man hating lesbians who think prostitution is some form of male domination over women have created laws to put you in jail for selling sex or buying sexual services. You can give it away for free, but you can't sell it. Therefore, everything I say here is fiction and is for your entertainment and amusement only. If you are under 18, I apologize for the world we are leaving you. If you read this, you are instructed to forget everything as soon as you're done.Related Links on This SiteThe Shy Girl's Guide to Becoming a Whore - A How-To Guide for Women Interested in a Call Girl Experience Nerd's Guide to Sex - 50 Whores help Marc Perkel research this book. How to Get Laid - Using Adult Dating Services to find women on the web. Escorts on the Web - Marc Perkel's Favorite Female Escorts on the Web Sex on the Web - How to get laid online. Adult Personal Ads - Meet People Online Frequently Asked Questions - Marc Perkel answers your Questions Letters from Readers - Feedback from selected Readers Escort Services - Legal Issues - I wrote a legal brief for Escort Service Owners Female Escort Web List - In the Top 100 Web Lists on the Net. Tour a Dozen Pay Sites Free - With no pop up screens. Books on Prostitution - Books about Hookers, Prostitutes and Sex Work Sexual Libraries - Several libraries on Sexual Subjects.Why Use an Escort Service?
Escort services offer a variety of companionship, from just someone to talk with to someone to have sex with. The women who work for these agencies make a living at their jobs just like women who have other jobs do. So, yes, they are doing it for the money. But that's just their occupation. When you hire a mechanic to fix your car, the mechanic is doing it for the money too. It's the same thing. Your mechanic may be your friend as well and he may enjoy working on your car because you're a good customer. The same kind of relationship can be established with your escort. If you become a "regular," you will get to know each other and know what you like to do together -- and you will enjoy it more.
Like any other profession most of the women who work as escorts enjoy their work. Although the situation varies from individual to individual - and from client to client - there are a lot of women who do this because they really like the sex. But some customers are better than others and this article will help instruct you in how to be a good customer who escort look forward to being with. And you don't have to be great looking or in good shape to please an escort. All you have to do is know how to treat a woman right. Hopefully you will learn from this web page exactly how to do that.
Free sex isn't really free. In order to get a woman to have free sex with you, you have to find someone who is attracted to you and wants to have sex with you. For most of us, this takes a lot of work.
If you start a relationship, you run into one of the biggest problems with free sex: You both have to want it at the same time. You can't just get it when you want it. And then you have to deal with "where is this relationship going," and how you feel about monogamy and marriage (Which I call "doing the "M" word"). Then there's the question of dealing with her friends, her family, her lawyer, her religion, her spending habits, her television preferences, her moods, her shrink, her astrologer, her dealing with your friends and family, and trying to adjust to each other's grooming habits, musical tastes, money, property, children, pets, ex-lovers, jealousy, anger, bullshit ... all this when all you really wanted was just to get laid.
When you're with an escort, you're going to get laid. You don't have to worry about "if" because that's not an issue anymore. You don't have to deal with all the other bullshit because that's not part of the package. And being with an escort doesn't mean that you have to give up free sex or pursuing a relationship. In fact, being with an escort may enhance your life so much that you get more free sex, have better sex, and are so attractive to women that you will find your one true love, if that's what you're looking for.
Maybe you just got divorced or dumped and you're hurting and need someone to be with. Being with an escort is a great way to recover from a lost relationship. No, it isn't the same as "true love," but it can make you feel a lot better about yourself and help build back your confidence so that you're functional and attractive to women again. Women like men who are confident and they are repulsed by men who are sexually needy. That's why when you need to get laid the most, women don't want to be with you. And that's where escort services play an important role in society. They help men who need to get laid, get laid. And these men are far better for it.
To have sex when you want it, with whom you want it, and where you want it is well worth paying for. It's just like ordering pizza delivered. You're paying extra for convenience and service.Exactly What is an Escort Service?
Movies and television depict prostitutes in a few limited and unrealistic ways, mostly to the detriment of the women. There's the drug-addicted street walker standing on a dark and dangerous corner with a black pimp who beats her hiding in the shadows. Then there's the whore who inhabits a giant Victorian brothel where a guy plays piano in the parlor and the women are slaves to an obese madame and secretly hate their work and their customers. In all the television I've watched, the only TV show that seemed to come closest to accurately depicting the relationship between and escort and her client was the TV series DALLAS where J.R. Ewing had this ongoing relationship with a woman named "Sabrina" that came in and out of his life over the years the show was on the air.
Using an escort service means that you are dealing with an agency, just like any other service agency. You don't pick up a street walker and you don't go to a whore house. Instead, you call and arrange for companionship, and a woman comes to your home or motel room and spends time with you in your space. You get the advantage of not having to go anywhere and of being in your own home where you're most comfortable -- or in your motel room if you are on a business trip or you're married and can't do it in the home. It's that simple.
These days there are a lot of independent escorts who work for themselves and advertize on the web. Some of them have there own web sites. I keep a list of some here on my site and there are plenty of others if you search google. And there are escorts that advertize in personal ads on personal ad sites. Generally they will advertize on adult person ad sites like Adult Friendfinder where they word the ad in a way that if you pay attention - they are looking for a paid relationship. I tend to recommend the larger adult matchmaking sites like Adult Friendfinder because the more women on the site the more you'll have to choose from in your area.Calling the Escort Service
Escort services are listed in the yellow pages under Escorts, Entertainment, or Massage. That's if you are in a larger city. If you live in a small town you might want to look online if you can't find it anywhere else. You might want to call several escort services in your area to get familiar with what is being offered. Understand, though, that they might not be able to fully describe over the phone what they do because they don't want to get busted by the law. In other words, if they say they offer "full female companionship," or a "girl friend experience (gfe)" you're supposed to be sharp enough to figure out that you're going to get laid.
There are some escort services that don't offer sex as part of their product line and fail to make that clear. If you are in doubt you might want to indicate that you are interested in "full female companionship" and if the agency can't accommodate that they should let you know up front. You don't want the escort to show up and there be a miscommunication.
Typically, the escort service will tell you that there is an "agency fee" that goes to the service and then there are "tips" -- which is what you pay the pro for her services. On the phone they won't likely give you a price list of what you get for what money, but you can ask questions like, "If I have 0 on me, do you think that would cover the average tip?" This will give you a ballpark idea of what you'll be paying. I used to live in Springfield, Missouri, and around there usually a 0 tip and a agency fee will get you laid. In San Francisco expect to pay between 0 - 0. Prices vary from area to area. Generally Escorts and Lawyers make the same hourly rate.
Usually the agency will describe the age, hair color, measurements, and weight of the escorts. If that's all you want to know, this may be enough description for you. But I encourage you to ask for what you want in some detail. You may be looking for a personality type, for instance, or someone with a specific ethnic background. In my case, I like women who like their work; I like them really horny -- and that's what